- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power of fart helium

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

the ability to talk to humans

The power to see the past.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to smell through your arse.

Pointless Super Powers