The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!