The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the powre to spel

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to part hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!