- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to see through windows

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to fail a test everytime

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Pointless Super Powers