- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to read your own mind

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to bread toast!

The power of learning

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to like this post

Pointless Super Powers