The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to look into your brain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!