- Pointless Super Powers

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to eat bread

The power to ejaculate

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power of being pointless

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to be in AA.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to die early.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to look like yourself

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!