Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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power to have no power at all

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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make youself dumb

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!