- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to get married

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power of self mind control

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

Pointless Super Powers