- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to talk to humans

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Pointless Super Powers