The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!