The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have an ability.

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The power.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!