The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!