- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Being alive (until you die).

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

Pointless Super Powers