The power to see oxygen.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to take edible shits.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!