- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power of learning

The power to freeze ice

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to die at will

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to plank

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

Pointless Super Powers