The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to live.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!