- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The ability to eat the red ones last

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to lose this power.

The power to make my own sandwich

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

Pointless Super Powers