- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to plank

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to walk through air.

shit and piss at the same time

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to become famous on vine

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Pointless Super Powers