- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

the ability to look into your brain

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to drown on land.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Pointless Super Powers