- Pointless Super Powers

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the ability to post here

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to eat nandos

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!