- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to have a power

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

To pee standing up.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to become black!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to create powers

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers