- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not exercise.

The power to ejaculate

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of being pointless

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

Pointless Super Powers