to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to eat bread

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!