The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!