The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to eat food.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!