Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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cry acid tears

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to make asians smart

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!