The power to scare female plants.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!