- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak braille.

the ability to make something that docent exists

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to eat nandos

the power to be infinitely constipated

Pointless Super Powers