The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to die

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!