The ability to police irony

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to sit

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!