- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to be stupid

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to change your eye color.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Pointless Super Powers