- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to not live forever

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to have really sweaty palms.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Pointless Super Powers