the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to fold paper seven times

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!