The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to like charlie

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!