The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to die.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!