- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to breath at will.

hello

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

Pointless Super Powers