- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to do something while you can play games.

Pointless Super Powers