- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to smell colors

the power to complete math exercises

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to drown on land.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Pointless Super Powers