- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to burn the sun.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

Pointless Super Powers