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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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The power to touch the ground using only your feet
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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.
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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.
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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The power to smell water.
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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.
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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.
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the ability to turn off your super ability.....
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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.
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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...
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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense
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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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the power to summon a massive midget
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The power to be a common person
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever
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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,
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The power to jerk off without using your hands
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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.
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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!