Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be powerless

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!