- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to take a crap.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make lipstick fly

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be french.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Pointless Super Powers