- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

the power to die on the spot

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to be normal and average

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

Pointless Super Powers