The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to get married

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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power to age faster

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to plank

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to read this.

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!