Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to like charlie

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!