The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!