The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to sit

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!