The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to waste money

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!