The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!