- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of bad luck

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Pointless Super Powers