- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

Justin Bieber

the power to see the present

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

the power to be powerless

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to jump face first

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to dislike this power

Pointless Super Powers