The power to have gravity.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!