The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!