- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to look into your brain

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to not have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers