The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!