the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!