The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to die.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!