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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over
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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want
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The ability to see into the present.
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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm
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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.
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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.
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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.
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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.
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To have the power to give yourself a disease
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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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The power to make coma patients bark.
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The power to make lipstick fly
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...
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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward
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75% levitation
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The power to fart rainbows
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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.
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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to smell feces from a mile away.
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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!