The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to change people socks on command

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!