The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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make youself dumb

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!