The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to sit

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The power to have no powers

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!