The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to not see anything

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!