the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have no powers

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see through glass

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!