The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

the power to die on the spot

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to be normal and average

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!