- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to release the bogus

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to walk on land.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to look at someone and die.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

Pointless Super Powers