- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to die on command.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to smell water.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to be in AA.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Pointless Super Powers