The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!