- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have a V8

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to communicate with sperm.

Pointless Super Powers